Zombie Outbreak: Woman Saves Boy, Unknowingly Creates Obsessed Zombie King

My boyfriend is a physics professor with a brain full of nothing but research.

When the apocalypse broke out, he turned into a zombie. While other zombies were busy biting people, he was busy telling me dad jokes.

"What does God ride?" he asked, pinching my cheek. His almond-shaped eyes had turned red with excitement. It was hard to imagine that this physics professor would seriously ask me a dad joke.

I thought for a long time but couldn't figure it out, so I stammered, "I don't know."