They Canceled My $3,800 Seafood Wedding Feast, Then Begged For Mercy

For my cousin Chloe’s wedding, I arranged a luxury seafood catering banquet at $3,888 a table.

Her future sister-in-law, Sarah, scoffed openly in front of everyone:

"Lynne, you’re seriously ripping your own family off! We’re relatives! A spread like this barely costs three hundred bucks to make, and you’re charging almost four grand?"

Aunt Brenda tried to smooth things over. "Well, it comes with premium live seafood!"

Sarah sneered dismissively. "Seafood is pure markup! My husband’s family owns a diner. We could put this together for three hundred bucks and still turn a profit!"