The Selfie Secret

When I started college, my new roommate secretly used my phone to take a selfie.

She sent it to the guy I was in an online relationship with and added the caption:

[Baby, do you think I'm beautiful?]

My boyfriend replied with a giant question mark, followed by a voice message full of curses.

"Just thinking about dating someone with that face makes me want to puke!"

"Let's break up, you ugly freak. Stay far away from me!"

By the time I got out of the shower and tried to explain, I realized he had already blocked me.