The Lace Lingerie Mystery

I was on a business trip out of town when I got a text from my neighbor.

[Can you and your husband keep it down? Also, one of your undies fell onto my balcony.]

Shocked, I opened the photo she had sent.

The underwear wasn't even my style, but it matched the one I'd seen in my husband's online shopping cart.

He'd told me it was a gift for me, but I remember noticing the size—it was one size larger than mine.

When confronted with the neighbor's message, my husband swore that the house must've been broken into and claimed the intruder left the item behind.