The Kleptomaniac Mother-in-Law

As my wife's due date approached, my mother-in-law, Linda, came to stay with us to help during the postpartum recovery period. In less than a week, our newly bought toiletries were almost gone. Two lunch boxes disappeared, and twelve packs of tissues vanished. Even the new underwear I bought for my wife went missing!

Watching our home gradually being emptied, I felt exhausted. "Honey, did you know your mom had this habit?" I asked my wife, Sophia.