The Bachelorette Party Lie

I had just gotten back from my best friend Chloe's bachelorette party

when a push notification pulled me to a post on a popular anonymous blog.

The title was:

“Need a birthday gift under $300 that will absolutely humiliate someone. It’s for my best friend.”

The comment section flooded with vicious ideas.

The blogger rejected every last one.

Same response every time: "Not disgusting enough."

In the end, she pinned her own reply.

“Thanks, everyone. But her boyfriend said he’d help me get even at her birthday party. He’s going to make her embarrass herself in front of everyone.”