Possessed By An Octopus

After breaking up with the movie king, I went diving and ended up getting sprayed with ink by a giant octopus.

In that moment, I was invaded by the octopus's genes.

This creature has nine brains, eight tentacles, and three hearts.

My IQ skyrocketed instantly, and the romantic mindset that had troubled me for years was replaced by a new career-focused mindset.

This time, I could finally distinguish who truly cared for me and who was just putting on a facade.

I fired my angelic bitch of a manager and took control of everything myself.