Playing Wife At A Funeral? Go To Hell, I'm Divorcing You!

I attended my best friend's mother's funeral, only to find my wife there—the same wife who was supposed to be on an overseas business trip.

She was standing by his side, greeting the guests as if she were his wife.

When she saw me, panic flashed across her face. She quickly pulled me to a quiet corner and whispered:

"Tyler’s mom always wanted to see him settled down before she passed. I’m just helping him fulfill her dying wish. Don't overthink it, Ethan."

My "best friend" even put his arm around my shoulder.