My Wife, The Narcissist CEO

I just closed a fifty-million-dollar deal for Innovatech Solutions, the company I co-founded with my wife, Jess.

My team, the Trailblazers, cheered as Jess, our CEO, hugged me, promising a "really special bonus."

That bonus was a crudely drawn Sharpie watch on my wrist and a flimsy "next year" promise.

Later, my blood froze seeing Liam Walker, her incompetent "Executive Assistant," beaming with keys to a company-leased Porsche, courtesy of Jess.

His Instagram: "Real love means exclusive pampering. #BestBoss."