My Neighbors Love Stealing

My neighbors across the hall had a nasty habit of stealing.

This included my food deliveries, my shoes from the cabinet, and even my clothes drying on the rooftop. Nothing was safe from them.

I had enough. One day, I placed a pair of shoes borrowed from my friend, who was battling an extreme case of athlete’s foot, outside my door.

Not long after they stole them, they came banging on my door in the middle of the night, furious about the outbreak on their feet. They even filed a complaint at the hospital where I work.

I was so furious that I invited a few homeless patients to move in.