My Ex's Lottery Ticket Won Five Million

On my birthday, Jake handed me two bucks and took me to a gas station to buy a lottery ticket. Then he dashed off, claiming he had an urgent work meeting.

As I sat alone in the restaurant celebrating my birthday, I spotted my boyfriend, who claimed he had no time for me, having dinner with another woman.

Without a second thought, I sent him a breakup text right then and there.

Two days later, that lying jerk had the nerve to demand I return the lottery ticket. That's when I discovered it was worth $5 million.

I cashed in the ticket and told him to get lost.