My Ex Sent Me a 7XL Dress, So I Stole His Future

On the eve of senior prom, an anonymous source sent me a screenshot of the varsity football team's Snapchat group chat.

In the chat, my online boyfriend, Blake, had shared a screenshot of an Amazon delivery confirmation.

"I just bought a 7XL pink ruffle dress for that fat girl who only dares to voice-chat with me on Discord."

"The dress is as big as a hot air balloon. She's going to look like a literal clown in it."

One of his teammates chimed in: "Damn, Blake, that’s savage. I bet she’ll have a mental breakdown the second she sees it and won’t even dare to step foot inside the prom venue.