He Thought Our Divorce Was A Joke

Every April Fools' Day, my husband Harvey played "Truth or Dare" with his childhood friend Mia. Last year, they made out in a crowded bar. The year before, they bungee jumped together. This year, she dared him: "Divorce Jenny and marry me right now." He chuckled. "Why wouldn't I dare?" Then he turned to me: "Jenny, it's just a joke. Sign the papers. We'll cancel tomorrow." I told him I was pregnant. He shook his head. "You'd fake a pregnancy to stop me from winning?" My heart died in that instant. I signed. He doesn't know I'm never canceling this divorce.