For Her Childhood Friend's Climbing Glory, My Wife Drugged Me. Her Regret Came Too Late

At the World Climbing Championships, as I was accused of doping, my girlfriend Emma was by my childhood rival's side, personally placing the gold medal around his neck.

"Alex, don't blame me. Winning the World Championships was Jake's only dream. With you out of the picture, he finally had a chance."

"But don't worry, even if you're banned from competing, I won't break up with you!"

Emma loosened her grip on my hand as I was wheeled into the emergency room.

Little did she know, I was severely allergic to the doping substance, and the rescue efforts would ultimately fail.